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removed offensive fortunes

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@@ -230,7 +230,6 @@ Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
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 Bosses never realize that a bottle neck is always at the top.
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 Bourne again.
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 Brain fried -- core dumped
-Brashith Alhim
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 Bring your wife or husband and pink slip for the best trade-in deal in town.
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 Bubble bubble, toil and trouble; cast that float into a double.
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 Buick offers inbred american quality. -TV ad
@@ -291,7 +290,6 @@ Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it do
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 Cthulhu Saves! ... in case He's hungry later.
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 Dames is like streetcars -- The oceans is full of 'em. -Archie Bunker
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 Dames lie about anything - just for practice. -Raymond Chandler
-Damn it, i gotta get outta here!
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 Dangerous knowledge is a little thing.
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 Data potato, du wop du wop.
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 Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.
@@ -435,7 +433,6 @@ Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined.
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 Explicit liber viri elephantini.
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 External Security:
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 FORTRAN 8X combines the simplicity of PL/I and the parsimony of ADA. -S Feldman
-Fact without theory is trivia, theory without fact is bullshit.
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 Facta, non verba -- et verbum caro factus est.
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 Facta, non verba.
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 Fairness?  Decency?  How can you expect fairness and decency on a planet of sleeping people?
@@ -676,7 +673,6 @@ IOT trap -- core melted
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 If A=B and B=C, then A=C, except where void or prohibited by law.  -Roy Santoro
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 If Congress must do a painful thing, it must be done in an odd-numbered year.
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 If God could perform the tricks we do, He'd be a happy man.
-If God had meant Texans to ski, he would have made bullshit white.
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 If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
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 If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
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 If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.
@@ -699,7 +695,6 @@ If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
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 If bankers can count, why do they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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 If butterflies had teeth like tigers they would never make it out of the hangar.
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 If double-bubble inflation did occur, then the shadow world is exponentially uninteresting.
-If ever I utter an oath again may my soul be blasted to eternal damnation.
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 If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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 If ignorance were cornflakes, you'd be General Mills.
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 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
@@ -1693,7 +1688,6 @@ When time permits, your personal life will be exciting.
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 When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be first to lie down and rest.
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 When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.
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 When you need a sledgehammer, the finest scalpel just won't do.
-When you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, then DO!
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 Whenever I see his fingernails, I thank God I don't have to look at his feet.
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 Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I haven't tried before. -Mae West
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 Whenever the Queen comes to New Zealand the Maori people suffer a disaster.
@@ -3068,7 +3062,6 @@ I can't go to the mall; I have to write a sonnet. -- Rebecca Bregman
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 An economic reality of our time: computerized job deskilling. - a book review in Science
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 The true ideologist does not let mere facticity impinge on his perfect understanding of the universe.
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 one with nintendo/halcyon symbiosis/hand thinks for itself
-cold matsushita/their technology stronger/enslaves our people
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 midori ito/girl finds glory, is broken/they can rebuild her
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 honda seatcovers/winter warm and summer cool/little lambs no more
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 the sand remembers/once there was beach and sunshine/but chip is warm too
@@ -3212,7 +3205,6 @@ You have a vast capacity for becoming embarrassed on other people's behalf.
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 You have important hair.
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 We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following the rules of good grooming.
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 I just hate to be pushed around by some @#$%^& machine. - Ken Thompson, on the i960
-Easy reading is damned hard writing.  - Sheridan
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 After hydrogen, the most common thing in the universe is stupidity. -Harlan Ellison
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 	MOVL	R1,
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 How can you write a big system without C++?  -Paul Glick
@@ -3379,7 +3371,6 @@ SPEC results inflated by too many compiler flags. -Microprocessor Review
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 a.out: does not have gp tables for all it's sections
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 ?warning: write might change good version of `sendmail'
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 Being afraid of X is about as sensible as being afraid of sendmail.
-I wish these damn scientists would leave intelligence to the experts.  -Gen. Richard Stillwell (CIA)
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 #include... <depending on your compiler>
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 I don't like to spend my time on sterile discussions -- Bjarne Stroustrup, in The Evolution of C++
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 There is no problem so simple that management can fix it.  - Dave Presotto
@@ -4115,7 +4106,6 @@ Glyph 390 is called ".notdef", a singularly inept choice of name.
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 Well, I have tried to learn as much as possible from prior attempts.  If nothing else, we are committed to failing in a new way :)  - Elon Musk, SpaceX founder
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 You've got a syntax error somewhere in your code.  It could be around line 15.  Good luck finding it.  - the Mini-C compiler
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 Lucent is the best place 4 me to work. (Please keep confidential)
-It might be comfortable, but so is lounging in a big enough pile of shite.  - jmk, about ioctl
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 i'm sure ken said we had persistant objects: ''they're called files''  - boyd
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 But macros are like having these high-powered band-aids, when what you want is not to be wounded in the first place.  - Steve Yegge
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 You’ve followed a link to a topic that doesn’t exist yet.
@@ -4156,7 +4146,6 @@ Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular exp
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 [Perl] combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript.  - Jamie Zawinski
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 Subclass code (assigned by the USB-IF).  Indicates which industry standard command block definition to use.
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 Globus is an unstoppable monster - rminnich; No, Globus is an unstartable monster - ericvh.
-Multithreading is just one damn thing after, before, or simultaneous with another.  - Andrei Alexandrescu
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 ArrayList of int / my list of int, equals new / ArrayList of int  - Steve Yegge
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 In the land of the clueless, the man with half an idea is king.  - Todd Robbins
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 Chebyshev said it, and I say it again / There is always a prime between n and 2n.  - Paul Erdös
@@ -4294,7 +4283,6 @@ Does that say 25 or 29? - rae;  It says PH1. - jmk
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 "The advantage of being an Ethernet device is so strong that even the plip interface (the interface that uses the printer ports) declares itself as [one]" - some linux book
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 Error: Dependency is not satisfiable: libpython2.7 (>= 2.7)
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 That's a lot of ioctls.  Why not just create a new system call, or many system calls, instead?
-In my nightmares I am buffeted by this kind of jargon-ridden empty bullshit; demons sneak into my room and whisper ``efficiency explosions of dynamic risk that cause creative destruction and facilitate innovation.'' - Freddie deBoer on David Brooks
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 JFFS2 warning: (1773) jffs2_sum_write_data: Not enough space for summary, padsize = -85
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 We are experiencing some technical difficulty. Please contact our support team and provide them the reference number below. Error Reference: $referenceNumber
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 iView is not compatible with your browser, operating system or device. Contact your system administrator.
@@ -4315,4 +4303,3 @@ Microsoft Office PowerPoint has encountered a problem and cannot exit.  We are s
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 dd: argument 18446744073709551615 out of range
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 A policeman's job is only easy in a police state. - Orson Welles
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 Dear {FULLNAME}, This email was sent to {RECIPIENTS}. 
-Grammar... The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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