9FRONT CODE OF CONDUCT

To all of which I do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, without
any hesitation, mental reservation, or secret evasion of mind in me
whatsoever; binding myself under no less a penalty than that of having
my body severed in twain, my bowels taken thence, and with my body
burned to ashes, and the ashes thereof scattered to the four winds of
Heaven, that there might remain neither track, trace nor remembrance
among man or womyn of so vile and perjured a wretch as I should be,
should I ever knowingly or willfully violate this, my solemn
Obligation of a 9front user.  So help me God and make me steadfast to
keep and perform the same.