[the] W3C couldn't make bread without at least three different comitees and several hundred megabytes of XML involved does C++ have insults yet? calling Kant's philosophy bullshit seems a bit harsh to me, actual bullshit has practical applications as a fertilizer romanticism: pick something random evil and terrible, convince yourself it's actually good and utopic, ???, PROFIT if the Berkeley folks designed a spoon, it would be part of the dishwasher we [people of #cat-v] should get renamed to cat --warning_level verbose BIND people could put security holes into a hello world program EFI should be renamed to WTFI ACPI -- Abominable Crap Produced by Intel enterprise product descriptions are also written by Markov bots Plan 9 software has more contradicting versions than the bible the last time someone tried to unify europe he killed himself after his dog died i like how 2011 cell phones emulate 1970 modems I'm about to make lunch. Should I build a community around it or merge it back into the main tree to prevent it from being worthless? i'm using the thick nietzsche book from preventing the window to fall shut, i should have bought the kant one, would be better XML at least enforces some structure, YAML is just bashing your head to the keyboard and let the YAML parser figure out the rest rockets are like bootloaders, they have multiple stages and explode half of the time it's hard not to get trolled in #go-nuts if PCRE doesn't support a feature, the PCRE guys just haven't heard of it how does "" work there? No. i only use high quality organic libraries from local farmers RoR lacks support for self-signing-oriented NoSQL-based XML over YAML shader-based metadata-oriented solution programming is serious business, no place for hippie lovefests Masturbation has many applications, e.g. aerodynamics or quantum theory. if physics was like computing, we'd go back to geocentrism because it's flashier kfx: are you trying to troll me? Faust II is a great example of the second system effect what good is a cure for AIDS if we can't get epistemology right? we need objectivism oriented programming! i don't care whether it's crap because of the hegelian dialectics they used to construct it really this wouldn't have happened if the lawnmower was nuclear powered luckily i don't watch tv there is no feature so bad that some people won't love it. my DH key exchange is so secure, not even the other client knows the secret hell is other people's code. what's weird is that uriel loved gay colours fiddling with russian machines is so not worth it ANSI C was an inside job downside of cambridge: too many people think double d; i wouldn't make structural beams out of copper i am angry at this macroshit whenever i waste 8 KB just to make array indices line up nicely, i think of all the megabytes javascript wastes should write manpage this is why you don't code late at night my comment to code ratio is usually around 0% games/snes is good enough that i find myself playing games instead of working on it imagine a forced brace around a human face -- forever Note that ACME cannot produce more than 64 KBytes of code maybe i should write a sort of primitive compiler imagine a boot stomping on a raspberry pi -- forever systems with a finite amount of memory are so 2013 you find interesting things googling for "obvious photoshop" fuck you it's just art i hate gaussian elimination Tdrive erection reset by beer trying to figure out how this physics question works shut up BurnZeZ was that a bodged irc command or a threat? no you certainly do want a 50 Ohm termination satan in your path somewhere home IC production is insane humbling experiences: trying to saw wood the world tiniest hjviolin: ending the google maps app on iphone did some funky stuff today some of the slides are quite technical and suggests he sort-of knows what he's doing i haven't added any code to slow it down to normal speed yet people whine about peak oil but the real problem is peak thinkpad now i need to either clean the rest of my laptop or get my keyboard dirty fuck matlab it was a british version of chilli problem exists between pink glasses and chair the problem with gravity is that stuff always wants to get really close to each other this is all fucking bs cambridge called my high school physics teacher saying that they would like to see more students like me please mention important details like you fucking rebooted we were specifically told not to break the laws of physics (E^(-((4 a^4 k0^2 m + 2 I a^2 k0^2 t + m x^2)/(4 a^2 m +2 I t))) (-2 E^((2 a^2 k0 m (a^2 k0 + I x))/(2 a^2 m + I t)) Sqrt[m] (2 a^2 m + I t) (2 I a^2 k0 + x) +E^((m x^2)/(4 a^2 m + 2 I t)) (-2 I a^2 m + 4 I a^4 k0^2 m + t) Sqrt[4 a^2 m \[Pi] + 2 I \[Pi] t]Erfi[(Sqrt[m] (2 a^2 k0 + I x))/Sqrt[4 a^2 m + 2 I t]]))/(2 m^(3/2) Sqrt[2 a^2 + (I t)/m]) us universities are weird do you need to be a rocket scientist to see that if you have a complex of formula Cu(gly)n.H2O with molecular weight M then n = (M - M(Cu) - M(H2O))/M(gly) sometimes i just look at my own code and go why do people hate bush but love obama europe works differently from the us i hate the smell of asn.1 in the morning i'm starting to suspect the whole idea of bioaccumulation of heavy metals in humans has an element of bullshit in it i think historians REALLY hate hitler for making this gross oversimplification of germany history from 800-1800 amazon reviews seem nearly useless to evaluate technical texts the only zsh configuration that's not embarassing is "exit" imagine a forced brace around a human face -- forever the four horsemen of the computing apocalypse are backwards compatibility, standard comittees, management and intel all this typesafe bullshit has only replaced Segmentation Fault with NullPointerException in the end people's experiences vary sometimes i hate being so contrarian all the time in german "sandwich" implies a certain level of sophistication that english seems to lack half the time i find myself thinking "this is not artificial intelligence, this is artifiical stupidity" in the end there is no substitute for thinking. values of netscape beta will give rise to dom! Im just sayin, everyone that confuses correlation with causation eventually ends up dead. whenever i hear the word tuple i reach for my (C,B,H,T,B') where C is a chamber, B is a barrel, H is a handle, T is a trigger and B' is a bullet "++c;" is an idiotic way of writing c++ that, ironically, was made popular because of c++ well my experience is different. fight me. in 'a new kind of science' wolfram ventures into comedy 3. Introduction i'm starting to think that being able to communicate efficiently via text is a surprisingly rare gift. i have to admit i was a huge dan brown fan when i was like 8 years old honestly win32 api is not that bad if you get down to it when i joke i often don't know what side i'm on. cambridge doesn't use textbooks :) there are two kinds of people, those that experience fossil corruption and those that lie about it doctor i'm becoming increasingly worried that life may not be a simulation i think i found a troff bug step 1. make sense. humanity is a myth i wrote hjfs man, xterm code ♥ awk http://betamaxed.tumblr.com/post/140546247727 i should write an essay Politics and the C programming language some time first the airport security guy decides that aijuboard is a bomb where would science be without "obviously" VAX is what happens when you smoke too much microcode so i guess the lecture notes are wrong [again] maybe that's why rob wears pink glasses this chocolate pudding is commercial, so it's not too bad i've thought about it and came to the conclusion that we are most likely not living in a simulation use acid