i wish ls had -h option lol i wish there was pf for plan 9 :c i wish all this gvfs crap was 9p i wish 9front had pytebeat i wish i knew math i wish there was a way to make the plumber more verbose about what it is doing.. i wish hg had stash i wish my trackpad had seperate buttons on the bottom :( i wish there were 3d graphics libraries for plan 9 i wish fucking irc7 would send lines with multiple slashes instead of interpreting them as commands i wish miller got on irc i wish there was an easier way to test this i wish there was something to profile these kinds of things i wish i had a job i wish i worked at google i wish my tablet worked i wish it supported colors i wish my shit worked with colors correctly i wish sources was not down i wish acid was better integrated with acme for debugging. i wish we had something like sndiod i wish my stylus for my x230t supported middle-click i wish i could see what listen proc is on which port.. i wish mothra had a command for 'duplicate this window' i wish my stupid irssi would display unicode points i wish everything that scrolled would use the wheen/trackpad i wish plan 9 had virtual consoles i wish to echo a random element from a list of strings. i wish my x230 supported sd boot :< i wish i could plumb stuff from my server to ssh client i wish someone more familiar with the compilers would speak up about this :c i wish all the EE stuff for plan 9 still worked i wish i had beer i wish anthony martin hadn't disappeared, i think he was working on solving the wait bug i wish rc would print line numbers with errors i wish the cia would give me some money to smear that guy. i'm broke. i wish pathstar had taken off. or at least that other companies had copied it. i wish the ladies here would stop planning carry in lunches. i wish my video card could drive my 1080p monitor at full resolution. i wish all this were true. i wish i knew what the layout is based on to begin with i wish them well with their macbooks i wish ATMs had sam i wish there was some way to display pixels on the screen that would create a physical mirror i wish you would have accepted donations when i had money to blow on this shit i wish the photo was better, would be good fodder for propaganda I wish I had the imagemagick tools, but I don't want to deal with those broken packages I wish I could express myself better I wish I could gain weight I wish I had a passport I wish I had a thinkpad I wish everything was in MB I wish acme supported drawing I wish GPU drivers weren't such a mess I wish I could show you all my BIOS settings, but it has this gaudy GUI The only thing I wish is that I could use an assembler without any of the tediousness avoiding tricks that the Plan 9 assemblers use I wish oscilloscopes weren't so expensive I wish I knew I wish wishbot was nicer i wish for wishes I wish I knew what I was doing with 9p i wish i could select text in vt I wish vt was even usable, breaks permanently in strange ways if you run curses programs I wish microphone worked on my intel hda i wish sdcard boot worked >:( I wish I was I wish I had 3 phase power in my shop i wish there were a way to make bio flush the output every time it goes to read I wish there was a way to bring up the window menu on top of any program i wish we could have standardized I wish the machine wouldn't restart after kernel panic i wish you could execute things in ram on avr's wish i had that cool dreams I wish I'd known about chatfs i wish i'd got a kindle dx. could have used the keyboard i wish theo would beat you up i wish there was a decent book about the a-10 procurement I wish I had the one designed for left handed people though I wish cave story physics weren't so floaty, and the game didn't have forced dialogues i wish everything just ran plan 9 i wish more windowing systems were like rio I wish pen/tablet screen came with every 9front i wish there was only one approved font I wish I could sit next to you and sure wish i had plan 9 on real hardware i wish c was go i wish we had something like dtrace for plan 9 i wish windows software adopted rio's scroll behaviour i wish my shell server was bigger i just wish it was easier for me to explain things i wish wifi roaming worked I wish I could netboot on wifi i wish this semacquire thing was figured out I wish coffee did this Wish hoc only accepted one rune variable names so I could multiply crap without * i wish fucking andrey mirtchovski would reply to me i wish our compilers had the elf support like labs does i wish i was around then to get to talk with rsc wish coreboot worked for x230t i wish time_t's were defined to be unsigned Wish I had some big 10000x10000 display i wish recursive binds/union mounts were easier i wish i wish that when i was younger i didn't get into the common lisp cult i wish you would make fshalt wait for cwfs to halt i really dont know what to wish for wish i knew how long i had left i wish there was a way to tell it to use arbitrary resolution under vmware vga device i wish it would stop i wish my computer had an fpga i wish my life was much better than that wish i had valgrind :( i wish i knew how replica worked i wish we had a small installer stub that would load the iso over http i wish acme would restore dumps by default i wish we had some sane way to create GUIs on plan 9 i wish httpd magic programs had shared memory wish i had select :p i wish there was something that did the things that i give a fuck about in it without all the other bullshit hurrr i wish drawterm would scroll i wish people would focus on actual sustainable solutions that *enable* people rather than rushing around to the next fad i think this is the wrong place to ask about javascript i fucked up my amazon order finally. uefi hello world in rust. if i ever find some spare time, which is unlikely, i might try writing glenda as a set of gRPC microservices shrug i wish i had one in my router wish we had __func__