Cover your heaven, Geoff, With foggy clouds, And try yourselve, like a boy Who writes BASIC, On VAXens and BSD; You still must leave my Plan 9 to me, And my VGA driver, which you did not build, And my devshr, Whose glow You envy me. I know no poorer creatures Under the sun, than you, NIX guys! You barely sustain yourself From sacrificial offerings And exhalated prayers Your Majesty And would wither, were Not 9fans and others Hopeful fools. Here I sit, writing code In my image; An OS to be like me, To suffer, to weep, To enjoy and to delight themselves, And to not attend to you â•“ As I.